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by Twocky61
Mon Jun 25, 2018 9:57 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: joke
Replies: 7
Views: 1806

Re: joke

"Do you remember the guy who Frank Bruno fought in his first crack at the heavyweight championship of the world?

Well, I have just heard on the news he has been stabbed.

Now what was his name? Tim? Tim Wither? Tim?"

"Witherspoon?"

"No. With a knife"

lol
by Twocky61
Sun Jun 24, 2018 10:11 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: joke
Replies: 7
Views: 1806

Re: joke

Harold rings the bell at Peggy Sue's house Peggy Sue's mother answers the door "I've come to pick up Peggy Sue to take her to the dance" Mum invites him in & tells him Peggy Sue is upstairs getting ready to go out While Mum & Harrold were sat in the lounge, drinking tea, whilst waiting for Peggy Sue...
by Twocky61
Sat Jun 23, 2018 10:15 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: joke
Replies: 7
Views: 1806

Re: joke

Lucky Arthur who was the local odd job man in the village, who was sarcastically named "Lucky" because he was always having accidents & injuring himself One day he approached the local timber merchant to see if he would give him any work. The merchant replied that the only work he could offer was in...
by Twocky61
Fri Jun 22, 2018 3:12 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: joke
Replies: 7
Views: 1806

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by Twocky61
Fri Jun 22, 2018 3:11 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: joke
Replies: 7
Views: 1806

Re: joke

Business man books into a hotel for a week's stay The first morning he is woken at 7am by a knock at the door He gets out of bed & opens the door. The chambermaid is there. She pushes him onto the bed & felates him This happens each day including his last day Booking out he says to the receptionist ...
by Twocky61
Thu Jun 21, 2018 11:38 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: joke
Replies: 7
Views: 1806

Re: joke

A man is a talent scout for a strip orientated night club One night the scout rings the night club owner breathless with excitement & says "I've got a great new act for your club. She'll really pull the punters in" "Oh yeah" yawned the owner who'd heard it all before "What's so special about her the...
by Twocky61
Sat Jun 16, 2018 10:02 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: joke
Replies: 7
Views: 1806

Re: joke

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" The shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittl...
by Twocky61
Tue May 22, 2018 4:04 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Dead Budgie
Replies: 0
Views: 202

Dead Budgie

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by Twocky61
Tue May 22, 2018 3:25 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Reindeer
Replies: 2
Views: 1580

Re: Reindeer

We all know Rudolph the red nose reindeer is the leading reindeer, but what about Bernard the brown nose reindeer, second in line?

Well, Bernard is as fast as Rudolph but he can't stop as quick

lol
by Twocky61
Mon May 21, 2018 11:43 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Swine Flu Jokes
Replies: 9
Views: 2891

Re: Swine Flu Jokes

Winnie the Pooh & Piglet walking through the forest

Piglet thinks "Aren't I lucky to have such a good friend as Winnie"

Winnie thinks "If that pig so much as sneezes........"

lol
by Twocky61
Mon May 21, 2018 11:38 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Yellow Toad
Replies: 0
Views: 134

Yellow Toad

So there was this yellow toad walking through the forest He came across a Fairy Godmother "Please Fairy Godmother, the Wicked Witch of the west has turned me into a yellow toad. Would you turn me back to a brown toad please? I am visible to predators." Being a nice fairy Godmother she turns the toad...
by Twocky61
Wed Oct 25, 2017 12:34 pm
Forum: Introduce Yourself
Topic: Hi
Replies: 4
Views: 915

Re: Hi

Hi Preyman welcome to Thunderpole :)
by Twocky61
Sat Oct 14, 2017 7:56 pm
Forum: Channel 19
Topic: cb radio antenna legal height
Replies: 20
Views: 8313

Re: cb radio antenna legal height

stampman wrote:
Mon Feb 25, 2013 8:23 am
no stick on chimney any on asks tell them your watching digital tv from france




My sentiments exactly :)
by Twocky61
Sun Oct 08, 2017 1:07 pm
Forum: Introduce Yourself
Topic: Hi I am pcpilot from Hamilton Scotland
Replies: 3
Views: 815

Re: Hi I am pcpilot from Hamilton Scotland

Hi PC Pilot welcome to Thunderpole :)