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"Do you remember the guy who Frank Bruno fought in his first crack at the heavyweight championship of the world?

Well, I have just heard on the news he has been stabbed.

Now what was his name? Tim? Tim Wither? Tim?"

"Witherspoon?"

"No. With a knife"

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Harold rings the bell at Peggy Sue's house Peggy Sue's mother answers the door "I've come to pick up Peggy Sue to take her to the dance" Mum invites him in & tells him Peggy Sue is upstairs getting ready to go out While Mum & Harrold were sat in the lounge, drinking tea, whilst waiting for Peggy Sue...

Lucky Arthur who was the local odd job man in the village, who was sarcastically named "Lucky" because he was always having accidents & injuring himself One day he approached the local timber merchant to see if he would give him any work. The merchant replied that the only work he could offer was in...

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Business man books into a hotel for a week's stay The first morning he is woken at 7am by a knock at the door He gets out of bed & opens the door. The chambermaid is there. She pushes him onto the bed & felates him This happens each day including his last day Booking out he says to the receptionist ...

A man is a talent scout for a strip orientated night club One night the scout rings the night club owner breathless with excitement & says "I've got a great new act for your club. She'll really pull the punters in" "Oh yeah" yawned the owner who'd heard it all before "What's so special about her the...

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" The shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittl...

We all know Rudolph the red nose reindeer is the leading reindeer, but what about Bernard the brown nose reindeer, second in line?

Well, Bernard is as fast as Rudolph but he can't stop as quick

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Winnie the Pooh & Piglet walking through the forest

Piglet thinks "Aren't I lucky to have such a good friend as Winnie"

Winnie thinks "If that pig so much as sneezes........"

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So there was this yellow toad walking through the forest He came across a Fairy Godmother "Please Fairy Godmother, the Wicked Witch of the west has turned me into a yellow toad. Would you turn me back to a brown toad please? I am visible to predators." Being a nice fairy Godmother she turns the toad...

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