WHY NOT TO FILL UP A ZIPPO LIGHTER AT A PETROL STATION

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mitch96
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Mon Jul 08, 2013 9:50 pm

my mate pulled up at a petrol station to refuel his car he filled it right to the top and unkeyed the handle with the last dregs of petrol he took out his zippo petrol lighter and filled that up too not noticing he spilt some fuel on his sleeve!!he paid for the fuel and set off on his journey after a short while he decided to light a cigarette with his now refueled up zippo lighter......as he struck the flint the petrol on his sleeve burst in flames too :shock: quick thinking he wound down the window and put his arm out hoping the wind would blow the flames out!!but the police behind seeing this pulled him over and charged him with possesion of a firearm!!
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