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gaspipe58
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Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:35 pm

:oops: :-Toilet :D

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Sat Nov 03, 2007 12:36 pm

Read this out for full effect.
Raj was trying to get into the uk legally.

The officer said,you have to pass a test to enter.

You have to make a sentance using the words yellow, pink and green.
Raj replied "the telefone goes green, green, green, & i pink it up and say yellow".
Raj now works at a call centre near you!... :roll:
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Sat Nov 03, 2007 3:24 pm

you been looking a goverment test papers then



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Sat Nov 03, 2007 10:48 pm

No stole it from another forum :wink:

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Sun Nov 04, 2007 8:20 am

keeping up tradition then



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