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Fri Oct 05, 2007 10:33 am

After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't
strong enough to nick one, the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his Ear and count to 10. The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me. "Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand...

This procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Essex,


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Sun Oct 07, 2007 10:40 pm

brought tears to my eyes when i read it



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Mon Oct 08, 2007 6:40 am


The next time you find yourself on a plane,

sitting next to someone who cannot resist chattering to you endlessly,

I urge you to quietly pull your laptop out of your bag, carefully open the screen

(ensuring the irritating person next to you can see it),

and
hit this link


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