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Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:03 pm

paddy on death row gets the chance to be shot ,hung ,or injected with the aids virus
he says give me that aids stuff
they inject him and he rolls round the floor laughing his head off,
the warden says "whats so funny?" paddy



paddy says i'm wearing a condom!!!!!
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Sat Jun 16, 2018 10:02 am

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

The shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"

The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."

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Thu Jun 21, 2018 11:38 am

A man is a talent scout for a strip orientated night club

One night the scout rings the night club owner breathless with excitement & says

"I've got a great new act for your club. She'll really pull the punters in"

"Oh yeah" yawned the owner who'd heard it all before

"What's so special about her then?"

"Get this. She's got a seventy-two inch chest" said the scout

"Hmm interesting. What does she do? Is she a good singer? Or a good dancer perhaps? Or a comedian? Or a juggler?"

"Naa, naa" said the scout. "She don't do none of that. She just crawls on stage & tries to stand up"

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Fri Jun 22, 2018 3:11 pm

Business man books into a hotel for a week's stay

The first morning he is woken at 7am by a knock at the door

He gets out of bed & opens the door. The chambermaid is there.

She pushes him onto the bed & felates him

This happens each day including his last day

Booking out he says to the receptionist

"Each morning at 7am I was awoken by a chambermaid who felated me"

"Yes sir" replied the receptionist "Every room comes with a Goblin teasmaid"

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Fri Jun 22, 2018 3:12 pm

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