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Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:03 pm

paddy on death row gets the chance to be shot ,hung ,or injected with the aids virus
he says give me that aids stuff
they inject him and he rolls round the floor laughing his head off,
the warden says "whats so funny?" paddy

paddy says i'm wearing a condom!!!!!
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Sat Jun 16, 2018 10:02 am

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

The shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"

The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."


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