pig again

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Noah Fencetaken
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Tue May 13, 2008 10:08 pm

There's a lady in our village who's a man-hater, we're all male chauvenists. A real tree hugger too. Hasn't got a good word to say about anyone in a 4x4 especially one who uses CB, she has one of these little cars whith a 'Save the Whale' stickers on it and every time she sees me coming she makes it really difficult for me, gets out as far as she can into the middle of the road & makes me pull right over.

One day last week I was driving down one of the local lanes and got to the bend at the bottom when she came speeding round on three wheels, she was all over the road. I really had to go some to get out of her way. She had her window down and she screamed at me 'Look Out Pig!'

I slammed on the brakes, went round the bend and ran into a pig.

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Wed May 14, 2008 7:49 am

old but good

:D =D> =D> =D> =D> :D :D :D :D
if it anit broke dont fix it

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Sun Jun 01, 2008 11:49 pm

BUT were you able to claim the pig and fill your freezer . Oh and how much damage was there to your 4x4 lol

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