Swine Flu Jokes

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Fri May 08, 2009 10:13 am

Come on guys, tell your corny flu jokes lol

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Sat May 09, 2009 10:01 pm

doctor doctor i think iv got swine flu

(doctor) how long have u had it

a week
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Mon Dec 07, 2009 4:08 pm

I've been diagnosed with Gammon flu.


It started as Swine flu, but they cured me. :)

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cam stay with the day job


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Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:37 am

ho no.
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Tue Dec 08, 2009 8:56 pm

#-o =D> #-o =D> lol

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:roll: :roll:
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Mon May 21, 2018 11:43 am

Winnie the Pooh & Piglet walking through the forest

Piglet thinks "Aren't I lucky to have such a good friend as Winnie"

Winnie thinks "If that pig so much as sneezes........"

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