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Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:15 pm

a sandwich walks into a pub asks for a pint of beer ....barman says sorry we dont serve food :D

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ohh nooo


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Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:16 pm


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A White Horse walked into the same pub . . . .

The Barman said, "Here, that's a coincidence, we've got a whisky named after you".

And the White Horse replied, "What? Eric?"

Boom Boom!

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Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:21 am

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, ask me again and I'll nail your beak to the bar you irritating bird!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?
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Thu Jun 11, 2009 3:59 pm

Delia's Way
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips ..
The Real Woman's Way
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.

Delia's Way
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
The Real Woman's Way
Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.

Delia's Way
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
The Real Woman's Way
Tescos' sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.

Delia's Way
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice.
The Real Woman's Way
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough sh!t. Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: 'I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes.'

Delia's Way
Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks
The Real Woman's Way
It could keep forever. Who eats it?

Delia's Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
The Real Woman's Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you wont give a sh*t?

Delia's Way
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
The Real Woman's Way
Why do I have a man?

Finally the most important tip

Delia's Way
Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles
The Real Woman's Way
left over wine???? Helllloooo
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Thu Jun 11, 2009 5:29 pm

lol :D :D

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Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:19 pm

Haha nice!!! :lol:

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Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:46 pm

Too all . =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
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Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:50 am

thats goood

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