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EarthWormJim
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Sat Jun 23, 2007 6:07 pm

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack "pooh"

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack "pooh"!'
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual
way.

Jack "pooh" is the only son of Awe "pooh" . Awe "pooh", the fertilizer
magnate, married O. "pooh", the owner of Needeep N. "pooh", Inc. They had
one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack "pooh" married Noe "pooh". The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie "pooh", Giva "pooh", Fulla "pooh", Bull "pooh",
and the twins Deep "pooh" and Dip "pooh".

Against her parents' objections, Deep "pooh" married Dumb "pooh", a high
school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe "pooh" divorced.
Noe "pooh" later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with
them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe "pooh"
Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip "pooh" married Loda "pooh", and they produced a son with a
rather nervous disposition named Chicken "pooh". Two of the other six
children, Fulla "pooh" and Giva "pooh", were inseparable throughout
childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the "pooh"-Happens
nuptials. The "pooh"-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull "pooh", the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa "pooh".

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack "pooh",' you can correct them.
Jim,

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Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:29 am

is he related to oh hell at all think they are the northumberland branch of the family




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Sun Jun 24, 2007 3:03 pm

Its quite possible stampman :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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