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Mon May 21, 2018 11:38 am

So there was this yellow toad walking through the forest

He came across a Fairy Godmother

"Please Fairy Godmother, the Wicked Witch of the west has turned me into a yellow toad. Would you turn me back to a brown toad please? I am visible to predators."

Being a nice fairy Godmother she turns the toad back to a brown toad.

The toad looks down & finds his tackle is still yellow

"Fairy Godmother you have forgotten about my tackle"

"Sorry", replied the Fairy Godmother. "I can't change that, you'll have to see the Wizard of Oz for that"

He thanks the Fairy Godmother & hops off on his way through the forest

Around about the same time a purple bear came across the same Fairy Godmother

"Please Fairy Godmother, the Wicked Witch of the West has turned me into a purple bear. No lady bears will go out with me as I'm visible to predators. Would you turn me back to a brown bear please?"

So she turns the bear back into a brown bear

He looks down & see's his twig & berries are still purple

"You've forgotten down there; they're still purple"

"Sorry, replied the Fairy Godmother. "I can't change that, you'll have to see the Wizard of Oz for that"

"Well that's dandy" replied the bear. "Where do I find him?"

Just follow the yellow ***** toad"

lol

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