A primary teacher starts a new job at a school on Merseysideand, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to herclass that she is a Liverpool fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Liverpoolfans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn'tyou raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Liverpool fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asks: "Well, if you're not a Liverpoolfan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I'm a West Ham United fan, and proud of it, " Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a Hammersfan?"
"Because my mum and dad are from the eastend, and my mum is a WestHam fan and my dad is a West Ham fan, so I'm a West Ham fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher, in an annoyed tone, "that's noreason for you to be a West Ham fan. You don't have to be just like yourparents all of the time.
What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and carthief, what would you be then?"
"Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be a Liverpool fan."
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